Obama to impose a national time-out chair with his speech on education

By DAN RICKERSHAUSER

Guest Columnist

Obama’s Tuesday speech to children is already stirring up controversy among commentators who fear the propaganda could deliver an unheard of message for all of us. 

That message? That the president plans to put the nation in a mandatory time-out. 

“When I worked for Clinton, our administration did this all the time,” said political strategist and former Clinton official Charles Norris. “It was just understood that ‘speech to the children’ meant it was our chance to parade our Commi horsemen into American cities to institute our Marxist radical agendas.” 

“And now Obama, with the same fringe-movement bureaucrats, are planning to put the nation in a time-out, a punishment for not going along with Obamacare: Socialized Medicine,” Norris added. 

Norris is not alone in his growing concerns.

“For the administration and his radical lefty cronies to let the nation dissolve so they can rebuild a U.S.S.R. look-alike out of the burnt remains of our beloved nation’s capital, he must first wag his finger at the United States and punish us all to a mandatory time-out chair,” McStevens said.  

McStevens believes that, fearing a public outcry to this indoctrination, it is expected that Obama will use his propagating teleprompter to trick the public into taking its collective time-out.  

“We have received word from inside the movement that they will be using the code phrases ‘do your homework and stay in school’ to signal a widespread movement to impose this mandated time-out,” said McStevens. 

Norris said that while doing the investigation for his latest book, “A Spoonful of Nazi Tactics helps the Socialized Obamacare Go Down,” he uncovered a deep look inside the future of Obama’s future secret agenda. 

Amid the storm of controversy surrounding Obama’s speech on Tuesday, Left of Orange has decided not to air Obama’s speech.